Single with Sex Toys

I have to say I am blessed with a varying degree of friends, I was talking to one friend of mine lately, a small little thing but big as life in her personality. We were talking about our boudoir moments, when out of the blue she said I have tons of toys and am pretty much up for anything, she believes she scared off her last suitor because she shared her thoughts about her openness with him. I thought to myself...really...a guy has a lady in the street and a freak in the bed and he bolts?  Isn’t that the whole motto for what men want?

Also I was thinking with all those toys I hope she has a backup plan... you know should anything, God forbid, ever happen to her  a friend would come in under the dark of night and thief them away . So that when the kids or parents have to go through your effects, it saves a lot of “Oh My God’s” and “I Never Knew’s”. LOL!

Then on the other side of the spectrum I have a friend, she is was married for eighteen years to her high school sweetheart only to have him cheat and leave, she is very naive and innocent when it comes to affairs of the boudoir.  After being alone for a month or so her parents came to visit, her dad came in and hugged her and then left, which in itself is very odd. Then her mom sits her down and hands her a bag. Saying that being alone is sometimes hard and as a woman she knows she has needs,...Yes I am sure you know where this is going...so my friend looks in the bag to find a vibrator...talk about embarrassment. I am not sure what her parents were thinking but I would say this was above and beyond what a parent should be doing for a child. My friend told me later, barley being about to talk between her mortification and my laughter about this moment” Even if I did use these kind of things, my mom and dad gave it to me, that is just so wrong.” I thought I would pee myself. Who could possible use this toy full well knowing your DAD shopped for this for you, ewwwww!!!   I am sorry but I was married fifteen years and had two children and I still never told my dad I wasn’t a virgin, hahahaha.

I swear I could write the best girlfriends book with the stories I have heard from all of my amazing friends. I am blessed to be someone they feel comfortable enough talking to and I do not tell their secrets. This is the first time I have ever written about this and I intend to ask them both if i can blog this so fellow women out there can enjoy the stories of some gals just like them and the crazy things that happen.

Ode to the rich and the stupid..sometimes they are one and the same

You all have had them those days that start off good but then go to hell in a hand basket, I booked a lady today travelling with herself and four teenager on a flight from Toronto to Vancouver, of course she would prefer business class, 20338.85 dollars later off she goes. Seriously...seriously...there are children starving right here in our country, there are people so far down on their luck they can hardly make ends meet, and this "person" pays 20 thousand dollars plus for a flight so she can have a softer seat for her greedy ass to sit in.
During the conversation I was told one of the flyers was her daugthers boyfriend, she didn't like him and her daughter would probably dump him within the month but hey if it makes her daughter happy it is worth it". Tell me I misheard her, tell me that she did not just spend well over four thouscand dollars so her little bratty bitch of a daughter could have her boy toy along for the plane ride. Nice parenting, I always thought giving into everything they wanted was always the best way to raise a caring and giving, productive members of our world.
All I can say is I was baffled at peoples own self important attitude to be that extravegant when we as a planet are in such need of just some common sense.

To Blog or Not To Blog, That Is The Question

Well I have decided to start my own blog in hopes that others will find my life as crazy and amusing as I sometimes do.
To start out I am a mom of two and married to my high school sweetheart. He was in the navy but now he is retired. I used to miss him like crazy when he sailed but in the six years he's been home and here all the time I have plotted his demise in my mind several times to the point I am sure it is perfect with no flaws at all, hahahahaha. I am sure other women have the same perfect crime planned out in their heads, and if you have any pointers please drop a line or two. LOL!
But seriously, on top of being a pain in my butt he is the love of my life. Also he may be the only man on earth patient enough to put up with me.
My kids are a 16 year old girl and a 12 year old boy.  Meg is at the age now she can get her license, OMG! I let her drive the other day just down the road. I am so thankful I am still here to tell the tale.
All I can say is be afraid, be very afraid.
As for my son "Mister Man" as I call him, he is so funny, he is the typical basketball jock, all around good sports guy but there are times we will hear singing from the back room and when you get close enough all you hear is.."Hello is it me your looking for".  He is a total Gleek, as well, obviously. One time he broke out in "Don't go Breaking my Heart" and we had a wonderful duet in the kitchen .
Both of the kids are looking over my shoulder right now, and they say they will die of embarrassment if I post this................and because I am a good mom and believe this will only make them stronger I am going to do it anyway, hahahahahahaha.
Well that is a small snippet of my life.